I know I've said this before, but the recruiter calls-- and yes, I'm still getting them, despite gainful employment-- are still as annoying as ever. I haven't had to lecture anyone yet, so the recruiters do seem to be getting smarter, but there's still an air of desperation around the "rock star," "ninja," "wizard," "samurai" and, I kid you not, "graduate of Hogwarts" developer requests.
Basically, with some significant exceptions (Haskell comes to mind immediately, as does Forth), everything that's descended from either C or Lisp is within my cognitive grasp. Set-based languages (SQL and its descendants) are a bit of a departure, and my SQL is sophomoric, but it's much better than the average Wordpress developer's, and that makes me happy. Also: I'm willing to make it better.
And that last part is what's most important to me. Recently, work has required I dip my toe back into C++, and some Java, and even some Microsoft stuff. And I've managed to muddle through.
Now, finding one of those... I can't help you with.