Elf M. Sternberg

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STARTUP FOUNDERS: PLEASE DO YOUR F*#!ING HOMEWORK.

I recently had a job interview that, frankly, baffled the hell out of me. It started out well enough: he had a VC backing his new "spreadsheets as a service" software model, had $2 million in seed money, and was looking for developers to help turn his prototype into a product.

I worried a bit. I'd interviewed at Airtable three year prior and gotten turned down because of my patents. I designed the prototype for what is now Splunk's dynamic dashboards with dataflow subdisplays; it was an application of the Fundamental Algorithm of Spreadsheets to a dashboard (the relationship of the spreadsheet's grid/cell system to the directed acyclic graph underlying how data gets updated). Airtable didn't want to piss off Splunk, despite the patent being wholly defensive and probably defeatable with a prior art argument.

But as we talked I started to wonder just how much he knew about the field he was stepping into. Not financially, but technically. Because this guy had just not done his homework.

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Open source

APPLE'S PARASITIC STANCE TOWARD OPEN SOURCE

Apple's always had this passive-aggressive, parasitic relationship with open source. Darwin, the OS at the bottom of all modern Macs, is an offshoot of FreeBSD, and a lot of what Apple presents to you is derived from other open source projects. But Apple has always downplayed, neglected, ignored, or otherwise distracted most of its consumers from knowing anything about their use of open source. Let's discuss two recent examples.

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Programming

WEB COMPONENTS: A CAUTIONARY TALE ABOUT THE SHADOW DOM AND INNERHTML

After six years of writing React professionally, I have decided that I really prefer Web Components to React, Angular, Vue, or any of their ilk. Web Components are the browser's native model for defining components; they don't need huge libraries to "route around" deficiencies in the browser nor do they need special context or event types; they just use the browser's own event dispatcher, and context is managed by putting stopPropogation on the context handler's DOM Node.

I recently spent some time trying to port my old jQuery/Backbone demo, Fridgemagnets, to a Web Component model.

I started out by using Lit-Element. Lit is a very small toolkit from Google which creates a bundle of only 5KB, much smaller than React's 40. I had good reasons: due to the history of Web Components, the API is awkward with very long method names and an annoyingly complex dance to convert text to a DOM Node. Lit streamlines a lot of that, but it also adds something that I usually find annoying: all your events that cause a state change in a component are batched and propagated at once, debounced to prevent refresh pauses. Lit wants to make web components "reactive," so your state is stored in monitored attributes.

For the most part, I can live with that. But in the conversion to FridgeMagnets, I hit a headache.

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Programming

SERIALIZING SQLALCHEMY TO JSON

During a recent "take-home exam" for a job interview, I was confronted with the common challenge of extracting information via SQLAlchemy, a popular ORM layer for Python, and converting it to JSON. The most popular answer on Stack Overflow involves writing some code to do a conversion that ought to be present natively in the SQLAlchemy library but apparently not.

After looking through the various answers, I was dissatisfied with all of them, so I fired up a Python REPL and started digging into SQLAlchemy itself from the outside. I dislike this sort of "empirical" software development but I dislike a raft of code when there must be a simpler solution.

There was.

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Functional programming

PROGRAMMABLE SEMICOLONS

What does this Javascript do?

let x = "Hello";
let x = x + ", World!";
console.log(x);

It prints "Hello, World!", right? So how about this?

new Promise((resolve, reject) => resolve("Hello"))
    .then((a) => (a + ", World))
    .then((a) => console.log(a));

It does the same thing, right?

Okay, so let me ask you an important question: in the second code sample, where are the semicolons?

That's one of the most interesting questions in functional programming. Let me explain why:

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Career

THE KINKY USER STORY PATTERN

A user story is a pattern of communication commonplace in software development teams. The idea of a user story is simple: nobody cares about your software and your job isn't to write code, it's to solve user's problems, and the pattern is often a way of articulating a user's problem and the proposed solution. The most common pattern, as explained the software management company Atlassian, is:

As a [user persona], I [want to be able to do this task], so that I can [achieve this goal].

I find this pattern a little passive-aggressive, since it never identifies who is going to be providing the solution.

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Web development

THE WEB ASSEMBLY COMPONENT MODEL: WYVERN 2.0, OR A BRIGHT NEW FUTURE?

Many years ago, there was a programming language experiment named Wyvern that promised the polyglot developer he could, in the same file, write each function in a different language, and it would all work. It was a crazy idea at the time, but now? Now we write this way all the time. The Web Assembly Component Model is only going to make that all the more true.

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Web development

STATIC SITE GENERATION IS NOT A 'REACTION' TO CLIENT-SIDE RENDERING

JavaScript developer Katharine Angelopoulos recently wrote an article titled Emerging Paradigms for Delivering Content Faster, and while there's much good in her article there was a line in there that stopped me in my tracks. She wrote:

Static Site Generation came about as a solution to the maladies of SSR and CSR.

As someone who's website literally reads, Created: October 14, 1994 by Elf M. Sternberg, that line made me blink three times. I write stories, and there's no way I was going to convert them all to HTML by hand. From 1994 through to today, a total of 29 years, the story site has been statically generated from something resembling Markdown (for a while it was a format called Muse, which almost nobody remembers, and before that it was just called "Usenet emphasis style"), so static site generation can hardly be called "a reaction to server-side or client-side rendering."

It was literally the first thing we did. But the Eternal Amnesia means most people don't know that.

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Web development

THEY LIED. THEY LIED TO US.

As I mentioned in my last post, I really wanted to find a Web Component library that builds, you know, Web Components. Each component should be a standalone, loadable file ending in .js that instantiated the constructor of a fully-realized web component. I wanted a few bells and whistles, like HTML and CSS auto-templating, Typescript is a must but Sass is a nice-to-have.

Stencil promised that. It's promise reads "Stencil is a library for generating small, blazing fast Web Components that run everywhere." I'm took them at their word.

They lied.

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Web development

LIT IS TAKING HOSTAGES

I dislike "magical thinking" in software development and React has become too magical.

I've been a React developer since 2015 so I went through the "class-based to function-based" revolution in React Development. I've gone through the iterations of learning about Hooks, and Memos, and Callbacks, and I have to say that modern React requires a daunting amount of experience to write with any competence as well as a deeper understanding of JavaScript's call-by-value vs call-by-reference nature to avoid re-renders.

So it was with the typical glee of confirmation bias that I read Nudge's React is Holding Me Hostage in which he outlines the problems with modern React, including the illusion that state in React is a part of the component when, in fact, it is an input to the component.

Unfortunately it looks like the Lit team is making the same mistake.

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Web development

ADDING SEARCH TO MY STORIES

One of the things I've always wanted for my website is a search engine that wasn't beholden to Google. I've considered using Solr or one of those, but I really wanted something local. Something that ran on my laptop. Something that wasn't "in the cloud."

I had helped developed a library science application back at university, but that was over 30 years ago, and while I actually still have that textbook the techniques in it are outdated. I thought about using Tantivvy or something along those lines, but each was a complicated mess.

Then I discovered Meilisearch, and I fell immediately in love. It's a typo-friendly, incredibly fast, and (for searches) lightweight search engine that you can run locally.

Here's how I built it:

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Professionalism

STARTUPS: THE SECRET SAUCE, THE SCHLEP, AND EVERYTHING ELSE

Since I'm looking for work, let me tell you what I look for in a project. I don't look too hard at the languages, platform, or libraries being used; I know the most important ones and can learn their relatives and competitors without too much effort.

What I want to know about a start-up is this: do you have a secret sauce, and do you know how long the schlep will be?

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Web development

VERTICAL ROTATION WITH CSS

Recently I've been restoring an ancient website, one I first created in 1994, 29 years ago: The alt.sex FAQ.

alt.sex was the very first question-and-answer forum for sex-related questions on Usenet, even before there was an Internet, and somehow, when I was 28 years old myself, I wound up in charge of the editing team putting together the FAQ for that wild place. It's been 25 years, I wondered what it would be like to rebuild the site in a modern setting. It was fun.

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Programming

USING GIT SECRETS

In my Using PDM posts, I mentioned that I was rebuilding the backup tools for my blog. Using such tools requires that I keep a couple of my passwords, the ones I use for databases, in plain text, which is clearly not ideal, especially not if I want to use GIT to manage them. I decided to try using git secret to store my credentials. Here's how it works.

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Programming

USING PDM: THE PYTHON DEPENDENCY MANAGER

Since it looks as if Twitter's days are numbered, I've been looking at what it would take to move most of my on-line presence into my personal blog space and off of the various sites where I make various comments and such. One thing I haven't been doing well is backing up this site right here; my last backup was over two years ago. That's... not good.

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Project

PROJECT RETROSPECTIVE: STORYSITE 2022

I have a number of "static" microsites, in the sense that they're just plain old HTML with a minimum of Javascript supporting their operations. The oldest one is the Journal Entries site, which has been a Markdown archive of my vast and adult space opera since 1995 or so... which is quite a long time! It's had a number of generations since then; the first version had a simple perl-to-html converter, the output of which I would hand-edit, along with the index page. Recently, I got it into my head to revise them, and the change has amazing.

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Zola

USING ZOLA SHORTCODES & MACROS FOR NESTED LISTS

Zola is a static site generator that I've been using for my story sites and a couple of other documentation sites. It specializes in converting trees of markdown into stylish websites through a template library. As I've been getting better at, I've really started to enjoy it. Since my scattershot brain depends on lists and lookups, I have a lot of "definition files" that are nothing but a syntax example and some explanation of what it means. I'd like to be able to organize those sensibly, and Zola's shortcodes let me do that.

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